“Hacky and derivative, like a cut-rate Banksy churning recycled ideas into a poorly executed mess”
-John Barron

“This has been the worst paint job in the history of paint jobs, maybe ever”
-Carolin Gallego

“He paints bikes about as well as he races bikes, like a rank amateur with elbows flailing, sprinting off the front for no reason, and getting dropped on the shallowest of inclines. This guy sucks”
-David Dennison